Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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