and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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