This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
