I am puke
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
COCAINE IS GR8
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