I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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