But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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