Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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