Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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