Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
Randomize