your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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