i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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