What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
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