There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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