theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Randomize