yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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