READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I think I just shit out all my problems.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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