thus making me awesome and them whores
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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