Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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