When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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