I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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