Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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