I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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