I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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