Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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