i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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