Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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