also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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