She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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