is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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