I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
