also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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