Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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