Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
im on a boat
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