Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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