How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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