it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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