For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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