At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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