I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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