Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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