Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize