They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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