Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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