i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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