I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
the raccoons are back...
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