i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Randomize