Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
pop tarts are not kleenex
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
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