How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
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