Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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