How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
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