His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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