That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Do vagina's smell?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
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