I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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