I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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